Boring...

So, a slow day. Bouncing gates, chasing people, no kills though.
On the bright side I have been flying a Stabber Fleet Issue which quickly became my favourite ship, over the Hurricane.

It's small, fast and has lots of DPS, especially for a cruiser. The tracking speed will also make short work of frigates and the like.
What's not to love?

What I have to put up with...

There's some perverted people on the internet and today a perfect example was literally thrown right into my lap.

orphenshadow > dude, if those chicks are epileptic give me a strobe light and a pack of condoms

Take a look at this face... memorise it. Destroy it. Don't let the blue + fool you.

Typical Alliance Chat

Bubbaganoush > [Contract] True Sansha Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane
WarbzUK > you just got that?
WarbzUK > you better not have just got that from a rat in u-h
WarbzUK > lol i spent the last 2 hours ratting in u-h and no faction :(
Bubbaganoush > I got mine from a rat in UH just now
WarbzUK > I HATE YOU BUBBA
UberDeathDealer > nice to be able to log in and spend 15mins running an anom and make about 50mill